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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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