sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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