There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
there is glitter all over my balls
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