i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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