ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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