Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
