we're blogging at a bar
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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