GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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