she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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