they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize