I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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