Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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