So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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