know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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