I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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