Umm I'm too high to move.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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