Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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