what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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