yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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