he puts the penis in happiness.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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