have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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