everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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