i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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