I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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