he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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