do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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