Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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