I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
false alarm. still invincible.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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