Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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