hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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