i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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