i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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