a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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