so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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