I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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