I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Your cock deserves a montage
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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