There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
