Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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