I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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