How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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