Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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