Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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