So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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