Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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