I cockslap morals
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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