Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We have so much sex to catch up on
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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