my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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