she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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