It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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