O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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