Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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