How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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