Sponge bath it is.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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