I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I FOUND THE LEGS
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