he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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