is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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