Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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